双语笑话|I Had to Change It Twice 不能不换两次

Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row.

Prisoner: Well, Your Honor^{1, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.}

法官：我真不知道你为何连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢？

犯人：噢，阁下，我为我老婆挑选了一件衣服，由于她一直不喜欢衣服的样式，所以,我才不能不去换了两次。